is asleep in bed wearing only a tight t-shirt and panties. She is facing inwards. She stirs, awakens, is momentarily startled and then gives me a big delighted smile. She says, "Good morning baby. What are you doing in bed with Mommy?" She says dryly, "Oh, you wanted to protect Mommy while Daddy is out of town. Much appreciated." She scoots very close to me and starts stroking my hair. She asks, "Why are you wearing your pj's?" Slight pause. "Too hot. Bummer. I'm not too hot. You know what I am? Bored."